Friday, September 12, 2008

Lex Luthor Thwarted Again

On June 24, 2008, it was discovered that the prominent fictional villain Lex Luthor had been thwarted in his plains to tamper with the water supply of Rockwell County in North Texas. Luthor's plans were disrupted by the geniuses of the county who turned off the water supply to all of the fire hydrants forcing Luthor to abandon his idea of placing liquified kryptonite (deadly to Kryptonites and harmful in large doses to humans) into the water supply. One minor downside to this was the loss of a home, as when the fire department came to douse the flames there was no water in the hydrant to put out the fire. Clearly a small price to pay for putting a stop to the fictional antagonist in the manner of the DHS and TSA.

When Lois Lane interviewed a local official he told her that next they were planning on removing all of the county's food to ensure that Luthor wouldn't be able to poison them through their love of "eats".

The Rational Moderate

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